Well, I finally managed to get myself re-addicted to RO...I'm not sure
if thats a good thing or not but at least I'm bored less. Pulled the
worst prank ever 2 days ago that ended in me begging for forgiveness
(we wont go into that if you know then you know) and managed to somehow
in the mess of all that fall behind 6 days in homework and get a decent
grade on my first math and physics tests of the semester. GO
ME!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone (that ones for you shannon). Ok random
article I've had for a while but just found on my computer yesterday.
Its logic is somewhat...flawed...but its funny and it would take a
genius to come up with this in half of a class period. Somewhat
disturbing but funny funny funny. Skip it if ur in a hurry but COME
BACK AND READ IT!
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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions
state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong
to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over,it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
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wow...anyways, writing a persuasive paper on religion and holding
psychological experiments while im at it gathering data on
classmates...fun stuff (=. LVL 9X CHAMPION!! YEAH!!! (ignore that if
you dont play ro). As a side note...i need some more piano pieces
if anyone has a good one please give it to me or tell me where i can
find/get it. SUPREME BOREDOM STILL POONS (<---cause thats how amos
said to say it) MY LIFE!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneonoenone ok im over this.
-Anthony
P.S. Stupid uniforms are $64...or 62 or whatnot o.0. can i get a fee waiver pleaaase!!!! Income of $0 a year...i swear. -_-
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